A taxi and ojek-ophile with itchy feet who likes to get out and about in Jakarta. With curiosity his primary ninja-skill, he stalks the streets of Jakarta searching for the perfect nosh, or at least a good all-day breakfast.
He favours the sneak in, eat and review technique beloved of the Noshoya tribe of Northern Ireland whereby he doesn't reveal his identity unless he seeks to escape death at the hands of a particularly fierce serving opponent.
He has been known to shed a tear at the lack of decent restaurants, but these days he is mostly a cheery chappy, plotting his next attack in the back of a taxi. Look through the back windows of the next taxi you see. It could be him! Hiiiiiiiiiyyyaaaaa!!!!
